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Ostrowiec-Osada is a settlement in the administrative district of Gmina Dobiegniew, within Strzelce-Drezdenko County, Lubusz Voivodeship, in western Poland.
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Saint Kitts and Nevis competed in the 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, Scotland from 23 July to 3 August 2014. The team consisted of 12 athletes in two sports.
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